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Majora's Mask Part 23
Link's Really Stretching His Professional Muscles from Cook to Rockstar to Spy.
Majora's Mask Part 22
There's a Lot of Good Plumbing Jokes In There, Somewhere.
Majora's Mask Part 21
It's Time For the Great Hyrule Bakeoff And All We Have Is Water
Majora's Mask Part 20
Gather the Eggs So They Can Win the Olympic Synchronized Swimming Competition
Majora's Mask Part 19
In the Grand Return of Link "Longshot" Linkerson, Skullkid is Throwing A Nefarious Party and We Must Put a Stop To it. With Wasps.
Majora's Mask Part 18
It's Lonesome Trumpet Time, and That Means Testing the Elaborate Security Systems of Pirates
Majora's Mask Part 17
Beaches. Fish. Horny Fishermen. Casual Murder. Impersonation of the Dead. It's All Here, Folks. For the Whole Family.
Majora's Mask Part 16
It's Time For Link To Grow Up, and Try Some Small Talk
Majora's Mask Part 15
Link Becomes a Farmer and That Means It Is Time to Fight Cow-Abducting Ghosts.
Majora's Mask Part 14
Killing The Electrobull Makes the Snow Disappear From the Racing Mountain. Naturally.
Majora's Mask Part 13
The Mystery of the Mining Shaft Will Be Revealed. The Rat's Got Nothing To Do With It.
Majora's Mask Part 12
It's a Ballad of Warm and Cold Things
Majora's Mask Part 11
We Straight Ballin'
Majora's Mask Part 10
I Was Promised A Nice Resort But The Mountain Doesn't Have Hot Water and All I Got Was This Broken Mirror
Majora's Mask Part 9
Mark This Day as the Day of Link's Slow Descent into Madness as He Catalogues Every Person He's Ever Met
Majora's Mask Part 8
The Game Almost Breaks Me. And That's Before Evil Mask Dudes, Cloud People, Bottle Princesses, Secret Regicide Plots Happen.
Majora's Mask Part 7
In Which We Make Some Tough Realizations About the Structure of This Game. Also, We Meet Barry, The Cow.
Majora's Mask Part 6
Infiltrating a Palace is Some Dirty Monkey Business, I Tell You
Majora's Mask Part 5
There's Just No Easy Way To Get a Bottle In Town
Majora's Mask Part 4
In the Swamp, There's Mud and Photograph Contests. And Free Boat Rides, If You're Willing to Work For Them.
Majora's Mask Part 3
The Final Day Approaches, We Are Running Out of Options: Quick, Bring in the Orchestra!
Majora's Mask Part 2
Link's Ready to Hit the Town and Get a Party Started
Majora's Mask Part 1
I'm Here to Steal Masks and Fight Time, and I'm All Outta Ocarinas
Ocarina of Time Part 42
It's The Last One. I Promise. In This One, Either Ganon or I Will Die.
Ocarina of Time Part 41
This Is It, Last Time Around the Merry-Go-Round, This One for All the Marbles.
Ocarina of Time Part 40
I Don't Have Time For Your Lore, I'm Busy Figuring Out The Complex Familial Relations of Gerudian Families Over Here
Ocarina of Time Part 39
Praise the Creepy Sun
Ocarina of Time Part 38
Just Walk There Next Time
Ocarina of Time Part 37
Ain't Nothin' Like a Funky Beat
Ocarina of Time Part 36
Maybe the Bloody Secret Is Boats. Maybe It's Birds. Maybe it Bombs. It's Some B-word, That's for Bloody Sure.
Ocarina of Time Part 35
I Want to Learn More About Hyrule's Bloody History of Greed and Hatred
Ocarina of Time Part 34
You Know That Feeling When You Think You're Going Into a Temple But Just Don't?
Ocarina of Time Part 33
It's Like It Doesn't Want Me To Come Back. Everything's Weird.
Ocarina of Time Part 32
Link "Killer Instinct" "Longshot" Linkerson Strikes Again. This Time, with Crime. And Without a Compass.
Ocarina of Time Part 31
Link "Longshot" Linkerson Will Destroy You
Ocarina of Time Part 30
It Is Finally Time To Conquer... Ourselves
Ocarina of Time Part 29
Look Up
Ocarina of Time Part 28
Time To Equip Boots A Lot Of Times
Return of the Obra Dinn
Solve Murders, One Pixel at a Time
Ocarina of Time Part 27
Thank You's All Around! In Space!
Ocarina of Time Part 26
(Oh, I've been waiting a while to say this) ...Let's Go Slay a Dragon!
Ocarina of Time Part 25
Cruisin' With My Hammer From Megaton
Ocarina of Time Part 24
Time To Rescue Some Tipsters!
Ocarina of Time Part 23
I Hope You Like The Color Red
Ocarina of Time Part 22
Time To Kill a Ghost and Visit Ghost Towns
Ocarina of Time Part 21
I'm On My Last Legs Trying To Get Outta This Place. I'm Willing To Try Anything, Ok?
Ocarina of Time Part 20
Painting Ghosts, Fairy Bows, and Extra Doors
Ocarina of Time Part 19
You Gotta Have Keys to Get Keys
Ocarina of Time Part 18
On Our Way To the Temple, We Must First Face Cats
Ocarina of Time Part 17
While We're Slowly Learning To Be an Adult, Let's Do All the Same Things We Did as a Kid.
Ocarina of Time Part 16
Who's This Dapper Young Gentleman?!
Ocarina of Time Part 15
This Episode Is Dedicated To Princess Ruto, In Apology For All the Shitty Things That's Been Done to Her.
Ocarina of Time Part 14
High Quality Tummy Time Requires... Preparation
Ocarina of Time Part 13
A Certain Amount of Technical Difficulties and Silly Puzzles Will Stop Me, Actually
Ocarina of Time Part 12
We Dive to Victory and Bellies! And Learn What an Idiot Link Can Be!
Ocarina of Time Part 11
It's Always a Good Idea To Wait For the Fun To Happen
Ocarina of Time Part 10
When in Doubt, Play Zelda's Lullaby
Ocarina of Time Part 9
Time To Actually Enter The Dodongo And Kill It For Good
Ocarina of Time Part 8
We face a few lizard and camera related hiccups as we venture deeper Into The Dodongo.
Ocarina of Time Part 7
Alright, back to playing a video game. But first: Dancing.
Ocarina of Time Part 6
Setting the place on fire, reuniting with friends and leaving them again.
Ocarina of Time Part 5
Rock City! Expect a lot of Brown and a few Food Shortages. It is a video game after all.
Ocarina of Time Part 4
All right, got The Mission from the Princess of Destiny. It's time to find some chickens.
Crusader Kings II: The Corsican Connection
Plotting to murder wives, being imprisoned, and dying.
HITMAN
This place sorely needs some good gardeners. And maybe a bodyguard or two.
London: Tourist
Docks, ducks, dogs, fouls, fowl, footsteps, and SmartWater.
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (Part 3)
Sneaking into castles. Making chickens crow. Getting autographs.
Fallout 4
Helping Out. Getting Sick. Almost Killing a Settlement.
Dark Souls III
Don't mind me. I'm just visiting.
The Witcher 3: The Wild Hunt
Some ploughin' good witchin' if I may say so myself.
Sunless Sea Pt. II: Sunlight
Trap sunlight in a box, sell it underground. Fool proof plan. Right?
GTA V: Los Santos Tourist
Walking. Taking pictures. Biking. No, I'm quite serious.
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (Part 2)
Video Games 101: Use the slingshot. Shoot the red thing. Hit it while it's stunned.
Rise of the Tomb Raider
Raid Tombs. Run from Helicopters. Survive.
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Hey, Listen. Learn how to talk to people. Where's that damn sword?
The Black Watchmen
Break codes and solve conspiracies, one google search at a time.
Sunless Sea
Explore the zee. Mind your head. Pet the ferret.
Axiom Verge
Retro synths and Glitching through walls.
Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
Run and (attempt to) strap people to parachutes.
Dear Esther
A Ghost with Footsteps on an Island Without Trees.
Bioshock 2
Drowned problems
Flotilla
Space ballet and angry animals.
Betrayer
Scour a strange colonial dream in search of sounds and ghosts.